"There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead." -George W. Bush, May 11, 2001
Random Quote
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." — Woody Allen
Snapple Facts
#5 Camels have 3 eyelids.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
One Liners
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy.
Quick Joke
Yesterday my sister came over to play some cards.
- Poker?
- Hell no, I told you she's my sister
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