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"Deep inside, I'm so ... I mean, I'm so sensitive." — action star Jean-Claude Van Damme
Snapple Facts
#77 No piece of paper can be folded more then 7 times.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she put on is some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
One Liners
Q. Why don't blind people like to sky dive? A. Because it scares the dog.
he'll have to stand in the water to cover up something.
Word to the wise:
Don't buy a bathing suit with a nylon zipper.
Things have a way of busting out,
if you know what I mean.
Another 1st
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started by
luvly1
(10.16.2005 4:25:00 AM EST)
WTG ID... ;-)
Hey Dreamer -
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started by
bd2son
(10.16.2005 0:33:06 AM EST)
Congrats on your first post - keep them coming.
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