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Your Five Seconds Of Fame

By: obiwanPublished: 10/28/2005
 
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Mom's gonna be so proud.

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    Mom missed it (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.28.2005 10:32:28 AM EST)


    She was filming a bukake flick at the time.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Just wait (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.28.2005 10:11:15 AM EST)


    until she eats it, them momma's gonna be real proud.

    It's tied up (0 replies)
    started by bd2son
    (10.28.2005 9:28:51 AM EST)

    zero to zero in the fifth inning and she's trying to pick a winner!

    yup yup (0 replies)  
    started by donutncoffee
    (10.28.2005 0:14:24 AM EST)

    dig deep baby

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