"I think that freedom is a powerful incentive. And I am—I believe that someday freedom will prevail everywhere, because freedom is a powerful drive for people to—and it's the beginnings of people expressing themselves toward a free Iran, which I think is positive." —Bush, on recent protests in Iran Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
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"My girlfriend asked me how long I was going to be gone on this tour. I said,"the whole time"." — Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#216 TV dinners originated in the Arctic.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she wore a pork chop to get the dog to play.
One Liners
Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
All the woodpeckers love this one. Does the tree have a bush?
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