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Message From My Ex Wife

By: obiwanPublished: 10/30/2005
 
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    She always was (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.30.2005 7:28:02 AM EST)


    a picky bitch.

    She's stepped over (0 replies)
    started by ajk454
    (10.30.2005 1:06:17 AM EST)

    the line now, the bitch!

    I guess the guy (1 reply)  
    started by bd2son
    (10.30.2005 0:43:33 AM EST)

    really knows how to pick 'em!

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