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My Priceless Moment

By: obiwanPublished: 10/12/2005
 
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For this ad they inspired on my personal, recurrent experience.

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    $100 for dinner? (2 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.12.2005 9:01:19 AM EST)


    Just how many Big Macs can she eat?

    Hell, I do that all week (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.12.2005 3:17:47 AM EST)


    But if I gotta spring a C-note for dinner there ain't no way I'm gonna screw a rubber.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    actually... (0 replies)  
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (10.12.2005 0:18:33 AM EST)

    if you prefer inspiration, like myself... you've got porn of some sort, perhaps hi speed cable modem fees, porn website memberships, or a cable bill, or a porn mag at the very least.

    Unless you're like me, and then a picture of Luvly1 or babybear or any goofgal for that matter would do the job.
    (see how many friends I lose NOW!)
    Of course, lubricant can 'come in handy' if you have some.

    If God wanted us men to use napkins, he wouldn't have made our arms hairy!

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