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What Happened To The Carpet?

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 11/09/2005
 
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Now it's hardwood floors throughout. I wonder how bad the miles per gallon is now.

What Happened To The Carpet?

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    Beautiful! (0 replies)
    started by j9nh
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    Where's the sign that says people have to remove their shoes before they enter the car?

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