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#114 The oldest known animal was a tortoise and lived to be 152 years old.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly your dad's breath smells like shit because he would rather kiss her ass.
One Liners
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
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