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Scouting For 'Camel Toads'

By: luvly1Published: 10/23/2005
 
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On October 14th 2005, this article ran in Hays Daily News.

Since the image is not very clear & the text hardly legible, here is what it reads.

Q: I hope you can help me with a problem I have with my godson. Last summer he visited me for two weeks and plans to return in July. When cleaning out the room he stays in, I found an unfinished correspondence to a chum of his in his hometown. In it he says he going to our local pool to scout out some camel toads.(I believe that’s what it said, he had spilled iced tea all over the desk when writing it, and it damaged a lot of papers.) I’m concerned he is doing drugs.

I tried to look for camel toads in a drug book, and I didn’t find them,but I found references to some type of frog or toad that people in another country lick to hallucinate. I don’t want to approach him on this until I have more information.

He is a good boy in middle school whose parents do not even drink. Please let me know what camel toads are and how I might be able to tell if he is smoking, taking or licking them.

Perhaps I should have talked to his parents, but I don’t want to jump the gun. Is this something the local authorities need to be alerted to in order to protect other patrons at the pool or surrounding area?

A: The iced tea did a number on the toads, so my younger, hipper coworkers tell me. What he undoubtedly wrote was 'camel toes,'a crude euphemism for, well, too-tight pants worn by females.

The good news is that the expression has absolutely nothing to do with drugs. It has everything to do with why teenage boys go to the pool in the first place.

Scouting For 'Camel Toads'

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    excellent find (0 replies)
    started by bear220
    (10.23.2005 12:12:57 PM EST)

    this will be a classic ^5

    "younger, hipper coworkers" (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.23.2005 11:27:15 AM EST)


    Why is that old ding bat giving advice.
    Waaaa hahahahahahaha

    Hehehehe (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (10.23.2005 9:59:26 AM EST)


    That's pretty funny, but I'm kinda suspicious it might have been a set-up.

    Do you know anyone on earth who actually uses the word "chum"?

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    This was one of.. (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (10.23.2005 1:17:02 AM EST)

    the funniest & sweetest stories I'd seen in years.

    cane toads are good (0 replies)  
    started by donutncoffee
    (10.23.2005 0:12:44 AM EST)

    camel toes are better tho hehehe

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