"Ann and I will carry out this equivocal message to the world: Markets must be open." -George W. Bush, at the swearing-in ceremony for Secretary of Agriculture Ann Veneman, March 2, 2001
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"If we can keep those (points and yards) numbers up and Sebastian Janikowski's blood-alcohol level down, we have a chance to be special." — Oakland Raiders coach Bill Callahan
Snapple Facts
#17 A hummingbird weighs less then a penny.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She uses a basketball as a hackey sack!
One Liners
Q. Where does virgin wool come from? A. Ugly sheep.
That would explain why she's also wearing her bra like earmuffs.
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