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is so fat she wakes up in sections!
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that's the guy
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started by
bear220
(10.08.2006 11:07:09 AM EST)
who had the sign..."will work for food". I think it was a liquid diet.
Amazing
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started by
tjshere
(10.08.2006 10:49:29 AM EST)
Since he's drunk this makes him a pathetic loser. If he was sober he'd be a yoga master.
Ain't nothin' worse than
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ajk454
(10.08.2006 1:03:26 AM EST)
cheap Gin, cheap Vodka, cheap Bourbon, cheap Scotch, etc. etc.......
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