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so stupid she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
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She's trying to get away from the well trained doggie in that other photo from today.
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leadj
(12.19.2005 0:38:46 AM EST)
funny story, i was in Amsterdam and they do have ladies like this. My friend was underone and she broke wind, and demanded $5 from him. So he had some waffles covered in syrup and starting to throw them at her and then the bitch demanded another $10!
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