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Typically Male Act

By: obiwanPublished: 12/03/2005
 
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Women will never understand why we have so much fun doing these silly things.

Typically Male Act

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    LMAO! (0 replies)
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (12.03.2005 11:14:40 PM EST)

    that was creative! yeah, I'd do the same!

    If God wanted us men to use napkins, he wouldn't have made our arms hairy!

    Too bad (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.03.2005 10:37:22 AM EST)


    There isn't a tall female available to be in this picture.

    A very tall female.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    he wishes (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (12.03.2005 2:50:30 AM EST)

    his penis is half the size of his pinky. what a cruel, cruel world.

    §Üî©ìÐéK‡ñG
    Assume the position.

    I guess... (1 reply)  
    started by bossbabe
    (12.03.2005 0:02:38 AM EST)

    ... a boy can dream...

    "I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me there!"

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