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The Express

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 12/21/2005
 
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While the rest of you wait for your ship to come in, I do believe my bus has arrived. I have flowers for the passengers.

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    This is how i met SW, also (0 replies)
    started by leadj
    (12.22.2005 11:45:59 PM EST)

    I OWN THE BUS!

    That's how I met SW, too (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (12.21.2005 10:44:22 AM EST)


    She was standing there as they were kicking me off the bus.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    This is how I first met SW (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (12.21.2005 5:48:27 AM EST)


    She was standing there when I got off the bus.

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