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Christmas List

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 12/06/2005
 
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It's more of a wishful thinking list.

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    Obviously from New Orleans (0 replies)
    started by inchpecker10
    (12.06.2005 8:38:57 AM EST)

    Personally, I hope there IS a Santa, that dreams come true and they get EVERYTHING on their wish list!

    I guess (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.06.2005 6:12:36 AM EST)


    Anyone who believes in Santa Claus might actually think this list is possible.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Well (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (12.06.2005 0:33:15 AM EST)


    If you don't do 1 then 2 will take care of itself

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