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#141 The square dance is the official dance of the state of Washington.
Yo Mama ...
is so nasty the bitches teeth look like she got jumped by the Cavity Creeps!!!
One Liners
Q: Why do the Alabama cheerleaders wear bibs? A: To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
uhmm
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leadj
(12.27.2005 9:29:10 AM EST)
if only they joined forces with the town of FREE, it would be perfect
Actually it's only 5
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bd2son
(12.27.2005 9:10:18 AM EST)
kilometers or about 3.2 miles - get your running shoes!
They have all the pussy
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ajk454
(12.27.2005 5:24:52 AM EST)
in one place? Where's my hiking boots.......
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