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How Long Do You Want?

By: nitestrmPublished: 12/09/2005
 
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I got your 9 inches baby... or did you say 9 feet?

How Long Do You Want?

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    That is a friggin world record! But the guy kinda looks like Robin Williams, so I'd say its not!

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