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The Crossing Guard

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 02/11/2006
 
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    You can have (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (02.11.2006 12:24:32 PM EST)

    that stuff but cant have what they really need and thats a paddle ...

    I'd want (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.11.2006 11:45:01 AM EST)


    Ear plugs, too, so I didn't have to listen to the smart-ass little bastards.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    no shining armour? (0 replies)
    started by donutncoffee
    (02.11.2006 10:04:37 AM EST)

    you would thing a flashlight at least lol

    uhmm (0 replies)
    started by leadj
    (02.11.2006 9:20:11 AM EST)

    thats not enough, dudes toast!

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    started by ajk454
    (02.11.2006 0:07:01 AM EST)

    and bullet-proof vest?

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