"I mentioned early on that I recognize there are hurdles, and we're going toachieve those hurdles."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush," Jan. 22,2003
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Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
I'd say we don't just need money, TOO. We need it more than the rest of you folks.
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