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is so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
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leadj
(12.19.2005 0:40:29 AM EST)
shes not crying out of shame, but because at certain dog shows, for bad performances, they put the owners to sleep!
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