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Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact with a woman? A: Breasts don't have eyes.
I've ever seen the word "shag" without the word "sheep" being in the same sentence.
shag
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bigjohn2
(02.18.2006 9:26:34 AM EST)
it...lol not what I was expecting...
uhmm
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leadj
(02.18.2006 0:31:16 AM EST)
if only they made a Wet Stick my life would have meaning LOL
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