"They see the risks are high, the risk of being able to find a job or the risk of keeping the homeland secure." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "President Bush Holds Press Conference, Presidential Hall, Dwight D. Eisenhower Executive Office Building," Nov. 7, 2002
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so fat the airline charges her round trip for each flight.
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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother.
You can't say he doesn't have any visible means of support.
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(12.31.2005 0:27:36 AM EST)
THAT, is trashed!
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It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frog uses it's forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
