"She's just trying to make sure Anthony gets a good meal - Antonio." -George W. Bush, on Laura Bush inviting Justice Antonin Scalia to dinner at the White House, Jan. 2001
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"Let me tell you about Gregoriava, the Bulgarian girl... I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!" — Exclaimed an overly-excited Pat Glenn, world-renowned weightlifting commentator.
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Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat!
One Liners
Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
But it was awfully nice of the post office to send out a letter to everyone so that whoever was putting the crap in that drop-box will know which ones he can switch to.
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