"I would have to ask the questioner. I haven't had a chance to ask the questioners the question they've been questioning. On the other hand, I firmly believe she'll be a fine secretary of labor. And I've got confidence in Linda Chavez. She is a - she'll bring an interesting perspective to the Labor Department." - Austin, Texas, Jan. 8, 2001
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is so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
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Q. What do you get from a pampered cow? A. Spoiled milk.
If it's brown
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started by
bd2son
(03.18.2006 1:24:49 AM EST)
flush it down!
If it's yellow
Let it mellow.
Then again, with the outhouse I have I just close the door when I'm done and and let the flies worry about it!
Lost in the 50's.....
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