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#136 Strawberries are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside.
Yo Mama ...
is so short she has to cuff her underwear
One Liners
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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