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"I used the expression 'ride herd.' I don't know if anybody understood the meaning. It's a little informal in diplomatic terms. I said, we're going to put a guy on the ground to ride herd on the process. See them all scratching their heads."—Bush, realizing few people understand him when he speaks Source: New York Times, "The President's Trip, In the President's Words: 'A Mutual Desire to Work Toward the Vision," June 5, 2003
 
 

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The Slanted Clam

By: rogerPublished: 03/19/2006
 
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Must be a Chinese fish place.

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    started by bigjohn2
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    too funny

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