"I'm gonna talk about the ideal world, Chris. I've read- I understand reality. If you're asking me as the president, would I understand reality, I do."-On abortion, Hardball, MSNBC; May 31, 2000
Random Quote
"One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?" — Darrell Royal, Texas football coach, asked if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries that season resulted from poor physical conditioning (1966)
Snapple Facts
#86 Until the 19th century solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
One Liners
Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life? A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
Have you ever washed your car only to have birds fly over and ruin it? Don't you hate it when these birds are full of raspberries? Suppose it was your sister that got hit.
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