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Story Time

By: archiek9Published: 03/29/2006
 
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He'll have fun telling about this in school tomorrow.

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    you cant (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.31.2006 8:21:04 PM EST)

    see the hard on he has.....lol

    I wonder (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (03.29.2006 10:01:01 AM EST)


    If the techer will interrupt him when he gets to the part about losing his virginity?

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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