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Drunk Driver's Nightmare

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 03/26/2006
 
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Imagine pulling over, sleeping it off and waking up to the same sight.

Drunk Driver's Nightmare

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    damn (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.26.2006 8:26:01 PM EST)

    thats hard on the eyes

    uhmm (0 replies)
    started by leadj
    (03.26.2006 3:19:24 PM EST)

    wow

    There have been times (0 replies)
    started by ajk454
    (03.26.2006 8:22:26 AM EST)

    that I've felt like that in the morning.

    Not me (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (03.26.2006 0:08:50 AM EST)


    the site I always woke up to was much uglier than the one the night before.

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