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Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A: The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
An end with horror, is better than horror without end.
first time
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started by
donutncoffee
(02.15.2006 3:56:39 PM EST)
you have been to the proctologists office i see
uhmm
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started by
leadj
(02.15.2006 9:26:36 AM EST)
back in the old days, these people were put in the car and taken for a LONG drive in the country!
Perhaps
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started by
ajk454
(02.15.2006 5:23:06 AM EST)
a trip to the dentist first.
Yeah...
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started by
somebunny
(02.15.2006 3:03:56 AM EST)
And it looks like it needs to breathe a bit too.
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An end with horror, is better than horror without end.
