"Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things.. Anti-immigrant, for example. And we're not a party of anti-immigrants. Quite the opposite. We're a party that welcomes people."-campaigning in Cleveland, July 1, 2000
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"I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me." — Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model
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#84 Oysters can change genders back and forth.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she was zoned for commercial development
One Liners
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
The guy on the left scored an extra 2 points because he's at least wearing shoes.
Well ...
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j9nh
(02.12.2006 7:31:14 AM EST)
if they believe that ladies on a boat are unlucky (or there are no women stupid enough to go on such a trip) ... the guys aren't worried about "shrinkage." ;^)
uhmm
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started by
leadj
(02.12.2006 1:04:32 AM EST)
all you need is a cold beer and hot lady, and its perfect!
thats normal
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started by
donutncoffee
(02.12.2006 0:05:39 AM EST)
depending on where you live
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