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Contract Killers

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 04/15/2006
 
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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (04.18.2006 9:49:04 PM EST)

    too damn funny

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    started by tjshere
    (04.15.2006 12:25:29 PM EST)


    These must be the folks professional athletes call when they decide the 80 million dollar contract they signed qualifies them as underpaid.

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