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#95 Squids can have eyeballs the size of volleyballs.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
One Liners
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact with a woman? A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Either that or these women are really hairy, they hibernate and love to catch fish in their claws.
uhmm
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leadj
(04.04.2006 3:24:43 AM EST)
now thats a Rx! LOL
Well...
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started by
somebunny
(04.04.2006 2:15:02 AM EST)
I don't think you have to married to a doctor have that told to you... lol
Boy.. ya don't really even have to be married!
YIKES!
Now that I'm thinking of it.. if I had a penny for every time I heard that.. I'd be filthy rich!
Oh.. well.. that & "funny.. you usually cause head aches.. not give them"
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