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some gas station bathrooms that need a makeover like this one.
Ugh
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tjshere
(09.29.2006 6:42:12 AM EST)
I'm afraid if I washed my hands there, they'd be dirtier than before I washed them.
Not to mention moldy. *shudder*
Nice, but
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started by
ajk454
(09.29.2006 4:59:50 AM EST)
isn't the hot water tap usually on the left side?
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