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Holding A Hummingbird

By: luvly1Published: 03/02/2006
 
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Believe it or not, I got to hold one once after it ran into my sliding glass door & knocked its little self out. Once it came to it was gone in a heart beat.

Holding A Hummingbird

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    Me too Luvly (0 replies)
    started by wickedwoman
    (03.03.2006 9:56:28 AM EST)

    It flew into the screen on my screened in porch and got stuck..poor lil thing was bleeding..I thought there was no hope. I took my fingernail clippers out and gently cut it loose. wiped its lil beek off and looked it in the eyes and said your gonna be fine..a few days later and I know it was the same hummingbird cuz it still had blood around its beek came and hovered in front of my face for a good minute or so..as if it was thanking me for saving my life..strange but unforgettable experience

    damn (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.02.2006 9:07:39 PM EST)

    thats little you know there small but never seen one like that..

    Goofball trivia (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.02.2006 11:13:36 AM EST)


    OliverClozoff did this once. He posted a pic on the board with a hummingbird on each of his index fingers.

    Lotsa hummers here in the desert. I love to watch `em dogfight over the feeder.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    uhmm (0 replies)
    started by leadj
    (03.02.2006 8:48:58 AM EST)

    so tiny, kinda like TJ's, uhmm

    sorry, forgot this is the normal section LOL

    So.. lol (0 replies)
    started by somebunny
    (03.02.2006 2:05:25 AM EST)

    What's the deal here anyway?

    Was this one sedated to sit still like this?

    Reminds me of a poem (4 replies)
    started by roger
    (03.02.2006 0:55:35 AM EST)


    As I awoke this morn
    a bright new day was born
    a hummingbird was on my sill
    to signal the coming of dawn

    The bird was cheerful, bright and gay
    and gaily did it sing
    it filled my mind with happiness
    while with love my heart did ring

    I smiled at his cheery song
    then paused a moment's lull
    then gently close the window
    and crushed his fu*king skull

    Wow! (0 replies)  
    started by ajk454
    (03.02.2006 0:31:37 AM EST)

    I've probably seen them but thought they were bees or other insects.

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