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Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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George W. Bush |
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"Washington is a town where there's all kinds of allegations. You've heard much of the allegations. And if people have got solid information, please come forward with it. And that would be people inside the information who are the so-called anonymous sources, or people outside the information - outside the administration." - Chicago, Sept. 30, 2003
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"You can't do it that way. You spoil the anticlimax."
— Michael Curtiz, flm director, to a writer rewriting a scene
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Snapple Facts |
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#51 There are 63,360 inches in a mile.
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... is so fat, She tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out!is so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
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One Liners |
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Q. How many NYU students does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Nobody knows, as soon one of them gets to the top of the ladder, they jump.
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".....A good woman, good food, good wine and golf are the secrets to heaven on earth......."
