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Sheriff Joe on patrol
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started by
apeman0817
(01.27.2007 9:55:50 PM EST)
Naw, thats our own Sheriff Joe Arpiao taking some tent city guests to do some trash pickup along the highway.....
Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.
"If you can't see my wheelbarrow,check your grill".
Hahahaha
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started by
marrakeshman
(01.20.2007 4:08:51 AM EST)
reminds of that funny English expression: "geeeez, she's as friendly as the back end of a bus!"
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