"And if you're interested in the quality of education and you're paying attention to what you hear at Laclede, why don't you volunteer? Why don't you mentor a child how to read?" - St. Louis, Mo., Jan. 5, 2004
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#42 Frogs cannot swallow with their eyes open.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist, they spelled out "boulevard!"
One Liners
Q: What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A: A speech impediment.
You've heard the expression "lightning never strikes the same place twice." That is one of the many lightning stories that scientists say are not true. It goes for the highest source to ground. I've had it hit my old pine in the same spot tiwce.
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