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My Kind Of Woman

By: sy993588Published: 01/28/2006
 
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She looks like the "almost perfect" woman. It's unlikely she is a deaf/mute though.

My Kind Of Woman

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    It also smells.... (0 replies)
    started by sleepwalker2000
    (01.28.2006 8:57:37 AM EST)


    like she keeps her fish bait down there too.

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

    uhmm (0 replies)
    started by leadj
    (01.28.2006 1:12:17 AM EST)

    nice...... .... ..... ..nice!

    Sexy Beer Holder (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (01.28.2006 0:36:38 AM EST)


    Looks great, but.....

    It seems to me you'd wind up with hot beer and cold.......uh...... how do I say this when we're not in the uncensored section?

    Let's just say she'd be reminiscent of my ex wife.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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