"It's good to see so many friends here in the Rose Garden. This is our first event in this beautiful spot, and it's appropriate we talk about policy that will affect people's lives in a positive way in such a beautiful, beautiful part of our national - really, our national park system, my guess is you would want to call it."-George W. Bush, Feb. 8, 2001
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Why his owner is training him to eat peanut butter?
of course we know!
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jimbobiglotto
(03.10.2006 2:37:43 AM EST)
but can you believe that the 20 year old guys working for me at UPS, and self-proclaimed 'sports fans' didn't know who Kirby Puckett was?!?
"OOooOOOO!! They have the internet on COMPUTERS now!!!" -Homer Simpson
that he had a cow's tongue grafted onto his tongue?
uhmm
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leadj
(03.10.2006 0:26:12 AM EST)
I WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT...AND PARTY EVERYDAY!
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