"In the last 32 months, history has placed great demands on our country, and events have come quickly."—Bush, speaking from Carlisle, Virginia, May 24, 2004
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"The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les." — Steven Wright, Comedian
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Yo Mama ...
so ugly she has to sneak up on a cup of water!
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between light and hard? A: You can sleep with a light on.
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