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Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Well, I suppose I might look like that, too, if someone buried my nuts.
squirells
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started by
bigjohn2
(02.18.2006 9:28:52 AM EST)
are friendly..lol
Is that TJ?
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started by
j9nh
(02.18.2006 7:24:08 AM EST)
Not the squirrel ... the guy! ;^) Actually, the squirrel reminds my of my kitty ... she gives High 5's, too!
uhmm
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started by
leadj
(02.18.2006 0:51:02 AM EST)
while the first squirrel distracts him, a second squirrel comes from behind, steals his wallet and calls him a nancy boy!
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