"Do you have blacks, too?" - To Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001
Random Quote
"Yes, ma'am? Right here, this lady. No-she! Yes-right-second rown [pointing]. Next to the guy in the blue shirt, holding her left hand up. It's a he-sorry about that. Gotta be careful. I'm very sorry. Go-ah-I-a thousand aplogies-go ahead." — President George Bush at a press conference
Snapple Facts
#67 There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal cracker zoo.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
One Liners
Q. How do you get holy water? A you boil the hell out of it.
You must register to participate in this discussion.
uhmm
(0 replies)
started by
leadj
(04.26.2006 11:41:13 PM EST)
a little scared with this one
yep
(0 replies)
started by
bigjohn2
(04.26.2006 8:58:44 PM EST)
they loved thier sheep literally
SoCal?
(0 replies)
started by
ajk454
(04.26.2006 1:00:58 PM EST)
Where men are men and sheep are nervous?
I'm with lingleha
(0 replies)
started by
bd2son
(04.26.2006 10:00:58 AM EST)
Roger's favorite ewe is getting rammed by a Trojan - hope he's wearing one!
Lost in the 50's.....
Maybe so TJ but
(0 replies)
started by
lingleha
(04.26.2006 6:43:49 AM EST)
but Roger is going to be furious with jealousy.
Man, those UCLA guys are gonna be pissed when they find out a Trojan nailed their date.
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
