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    New Cell Phone Holder

    By: leadjPublished: 03/07/2006
     
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    what a (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.08.2006 8:20:27 PM EST)

    dumbass............hey man you got a damn phone in your ear...

    Yes, he can hear it (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.07.2006 10:52:42 AM EST)


    And I'll bet he can hear his boyfriend coming, too.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    uhmm (0 replies)  
    started by leadj
    (03.07.2006 8:55:29 AM EST)

    can you hear me now, good

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