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editor's note:
Of course I'd have to sh$t standing up though.
uhmm
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started by
leadj
(04.28.2006 8:05:51 AM EST)
thats a big no
Well, Miss PK,
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ajk454
(04.28.2006 5:24:52 AM EST)
I certainly wouldn't sit down, but I'd try to pee on the tongue!
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