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what it would seem like
if Dolly Parton was an airline stewardess.
I love popping
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started by
ajk454
(05.09.2006 4:43:51 AM EST)
plastic packing bubbles and inflated rafts! Where's my pin?
Hey
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started by
tjshere
(05.09.2006 3:17:36 AM EST)
I'd rather share the plane with that raft than all those sniffling, coughing, reeking passengers.
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