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marrakeshman
(05.08.2006 6:53:14 AM EST)
cuz we have an IDENTICAL long haired basset, so much so that my wife thought he'd cheated on our black alley cat.
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tjshere
(05.08.2006 4:30:10 AM EST)
He certainly seems to be enjoying it, but I'll be damned if I'd let anything with claws that close to my schween.
There's a few more jokes I could make here, but we're in the wrong section.
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