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Self Defense

By: rogerPublished: 03/16/2006
 
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The guy on the right is a protologist

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    hes (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.16.2006 8:19:08 PM EST)

    got an awful small body

    And the patient on the left (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.16.2006 11:33:28 AM EST)


    Is fixing to clasp his hands together and pray.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    uhmm (0 replies)
    started by leadj
    (03.16.2006 3:53:34 AM EST)

    this is from an upcoming movie, can't remember the name, but its pretty f**ked up

    Shit!! (1 reply)  
    started by roger
    (03.16.2006 1:43:27 AM EST)


    I just finished the cut and paste on this today... Damn.

    Well it's coming soon to a message board near you.

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