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Not Drunk Yet

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 05/29/2006
 
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Maybe I'm old fashioned but I'd just as soon not have sex when I'm drunk.

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    well (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.29.2006 3:06:34 PM EST)

    Ive got a half gallon of absolute vodka that should do the trick

    OK I can wait (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.29.2006 7:51:01 AM EST)


    But in the meantime,
    is your sister home?

    OK I can (0 replies)  
    started by marrakeshman
    (05.29.2006 3:32:05 AM EST)

    wait. In the meantime, have another beer on me!

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