"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." Source: PR Newswire, "Remarks by the President at the Economic Forum Health Care Security Session," Aug. 13, 2002
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so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!
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Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? A: K9P
But I think the paper blew away about a mile back. Come to think of it, a few pancakes seem to be missing from the stack, too.
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On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the "1" encased in the "shield" and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner.
